After I saw this I quit pickin’ on Wayne County…for about a day…

See?  Wayne County isn’t all bad. . . this lovely home isn’t even in Wayne County, it’s on the road to Schulters in Rensselaer County over by Vermont. But if it *were* in Wayne County, someone would probably be living there. . . Merry Christmas, 2002!

Hey, at least the driveway is shoveled!  and no wheels on the house!  I don’t see any pick-ups propped up on blocks, either.  That’d be one nice piece of real estate if it was dragged over to Rt 31 near the canal and painted dark green. . .

Ontario, NY: No One Really Wants To Shop Here But They Will Now!

“Stupid” infests the commercial district

 

Now that Rite-Aid has moved to a bigger and better location, here is 96,900 square feet of empty, plus parking for over 600 cars. . . but who wants to park at an empty shopping center?  (Answer:   One, maybe one-and-a-half cars?  Is this a trick question?).

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Now all the trailer people won’t have to pester anyone to drive them  all the way to Greece for their super-discounts

But not for long!  There was one business here that was doing so well that it attracted a brand-new Big Lots! store right where the old Ames used to be. . . hey, that’s got to mean 15 or 20 low-paying, part-time jobs for some lucky Ontarians!

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Chinese donuts. . . who knew?

Chinese donuts. . . who knew?

So, congratulations to the real-’nuff  Chinese restaurant tucked into the corner nearby, where they buy Pillsbury dinner rolls up at Tops, deep fry them, and sell them as “Chinese Donuts” (with a free can of Coke if you buy enough of ’em).

Hey, send the clerk out on a donut run, that’s a (court) order!

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Donuts are a great favorite with the Good Ole Boys hangin’ around Palmer Hall —

Why, I do think I once overheard Deputy Sheriff  Br***s say one day, as  he looked up the words “investigation” and “intimidation” in the dictionary, “Mmm-mmm-mmm, don’t I just love me some donuts, how I wish I had me some raht now…”  Maybe if he did he might not be harassing this nice old lady with pepper spray…

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“I’m not intimidating, I’m investigating! I think this scumbag is a litter-bug, and she deserves to be pepper-sprayed if not handcuffed and dragged to jail!”

Do you know the Six Wayne County Food Groups?  Here, I’ll teach them to you, repeat after me:  Deep-fried anything, salt, sugar, bacon grease, butter, and Spam (but they save that for Sundays).

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THIS JUST IN!   We’ve been told that a third store  may be coming soon…Save-A-Lot, which is something like an Aldi’s but with a lot less class and a lot less selection.  Actually, seeing as how they closed 60 of ’em in back in the fall of 2012,  it may be just another rumor…

You really don't have to get all dressed up to shop here.

You really don’t have to get all dressed up to shop here.

…but for what it’s worth you heard it first on this blog, the Wonders of Wayne County, Land of Stupid.  And if it turns out to be not true, well, then, the folks at the McDonald’s across the way have been hittin’ the Special Sauce a bit too much. . .

Mmmm. . . donuts. . . Canna Coke?

Mmmm. . . donuts. . . Canna Coke?

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All pictures courtesy of Google Images, so they really don’t represent any real person or event, but they are quite amusing nonetheless.·

About: Palmyra

Ewww, but you don’t necessarily have to live in a trailer to be trailer trash (see pretty red law office, right)

Founded in 1790, Palmyra is quite proud of its 4-corner churches and some kind of spire with a flag on top.  It also has some pretty nasty trailers and at least one nasty lawyer.

Lawyers. . . they're like nuclear fission, they can be used for good or evil.  (And you don't want to get any on you, either!)

Lawyers. . . they’re like nuclear fission, they can be used for good or evil. (And you don’t want to get any on you, either!) Courtesy Google Images, Accessed 10-12-12

Go, Palmyra!  Show us how ‘duh’ is really done!

Not sure what it’s for but it’s right there smack in the middle of town. With a flag on top.  Until maybe that storm comes up and blows it all down. . .Courtesy Google Images, Accessed 10-12-12