Most New Year’s Resolutions involve some sort of self improvement–weight loss, maybe, or watching less TV and reading more, or eating healthier, or perhaps giving up cigarettes. . . but only in Wayne County would a New Year’s Resolution be “I am going to improve my personal hygiene.” Yet, here it is, folks, the proof: “We’re making resolutions easier to keep” by selling personal care products for less than a dollar each!
No more toothless jokes: We DO SO have our own teeth (except for a few of the trailer trash living down by the canal).
Unless, of course, I have it all wrong, and Wayne County’ers are going to keep that Saturday Night bath habit, thank you, and instead resolve to buy more Colgate-Palmolive products in 2013. . . you know, doing our part to support the economy and all that. . .