Seen in the Macedon, Wayne County Wal-Mart (where else would you find something like this?)

Kentucky, maybe?

Most New Year’s Resolutions involve some sort of self improvement–weight loss, maybe, or watching less TV and reading more, or eating healthier, or perhaps giving up cigarettes. . . but only in Wayne County would a New Year’s Resolution be “I am going to improve my personal hygiene.” Yet, here it is, folks, the proof:  “We’re making resolutions easier to keep” by selling personal care products for less than a dollar each!

Only in Wayne County would a New Year's Resolution involve halitosis and body odor. . .

Only in Wayne County would a New Year’s Resolution involve halitosis, body odor, and 94 cents. . .

bathe daily. .  .AND use deodorant!

No more weekly baths–it’s every day, baby, whether we need it or not. . .AND we’ll use deodorant, too!

No more toothless jokes: We DO SO have our own teeth (except for a few of the trailer trash living down by the canal).

. . . the toothpaste bin is almost empty!

. . . hey, the toothpaste bin is almost empty!

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Unless, of course, I have it all wrong, and Wayne County’ers are going to keep that Saturday Night bath habit, thank you, and instead resolve to buy more Colgate-Palmolive products in 2013. . . you know, doing our part to support the economy and all that. . .

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