Wayne County Warning: Wear Your Seat Belt. . . or else. . . !!

A Public Service Message brought to you by:

◊          ◊        ◊      Your Local Justice Court because we care…!*

*…but not about you, only about your cash

I toldja, *never* drive out in Wayne County without your seat belt!! They don't care if you're the president!   Now look what you've done, -- a fine,  and every time they see the motorcade out on  104 they stop  and fine us again." "Oh, quit whining, look at these nice clothes we get for free. *Someone's* gotta pay for 'em..."  "Clothes won't matter when they put us on community service.  I hear that's a real bitch."  "Nah, it's no bitch, you must be confusing that with the prosecutor."   "Yeah, well, try getting 50 Secret Service guys out  of Big Lots and back into the cars. . .that's even worse than community service and all that  manure we'll have to shovel on these farms out here... "  "That fascination with Big Lots is pretty telling, that's why they call 'em 315'ers...hey! Chinese donuts!  Canna Coke?"

“I toldja, *never* drive out in Wayne County without your seat belt!! Now look what you’ve done, — a fine, and every time they see the motorcade out on 104 they stop and fine us again, even though we are all choking on those damn seatbelts.”

“Oh, quit whining, look at these nice clothes we get for free. *Someone’s* gotta pay for ’em..and the food ain’t bad, ‘cept I’ve never had so many apples in my entire life….”

“Clothes won’t matter when they put us on community service, and neither will food. I hear that community service out here is a real bitch.”

“Nah, you must be confusing that with the prosecutor.”

“Yeah, well, YOU try getting 50 Secret Service guys out of Big Lots and back into cars and see how YOU feel . .that’s even worse than community service…with our luck, we’ll be shoveling manure on some apple farm while all the rednecks hanging out at Palmer Hall laugh at us…stupid rednecks!!”

Well, of course they are, that’s why they call ’em 315’ers…hey, look! Chinese donuts! Canna Coke?”

I’m [name removed by blog owner], and I approve of this message.

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